Shakespeare's Pizza Service List

Main Menu

• Pizzas

  All pizzas offered with choice of whole wheat or white crust. Stoam - Canadian Bacon, Onions, Black Olives, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni; Not Stoam - Pepper Cheese, Tomatoes, Anchovies, Artichokes Hearts, Pineapple, Jalapenos, Green Olives, Broccoli, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Banana Peppers, Spinach

  • Cheese Pizza

    16" (Serves 3-4)	$13.75
    12" (Serves 2)	$9.25
    8" (Serves 1)	$5.25

  • Toppings

    16" (Serves 3-4)	$2.50
    12" (Serves 2)	$1.55
    8" (Serves 1)

• Special Pizzas

  Substitutions definitely allowed. Youse pays your money, youse gits what youse wants. We also split/separate checks

  • Pizza Lovers’ Passion

    Choose any four toppings, STOAM, NOT STOAM, or otherwise, and add another for free

    8"	$8.05
    12"	$15.45
    16"	$23.75

  • The Vegetarian

    Extra Cheese, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives and Green Peppers. Order this. It's good for you

    8"	$8.05
    12"	$15.45
    16"	$23.75

  • The Meat Lover's

    Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Lean Ground Beef, Breakfast Bacon. Don't order this. It's not good for you. We'll charge up the defibrillator just in case

    8"	$8.05
    12"	$15.45
    16"	$23.75

  • The Darwin

    Named in honor of our former mayor, and his respect for bicycles, badminton, borscht, beer, and other healthy-lifestyle stuff: Red Onions, Green Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Tomatoes, and Turkey

    8"	$8.05
    12"	$15.45
    16"	$23.75

  • The Masterpiece

    Includes all of the toppings in the STOAM (Stuff On A Masterpiece) list above. This is a very stupidly large amount of food. Yes, the big one is thirty clams, but it’s a meal for four… it’s got over a pound of meat, over a half pound of cheese, and more vegetables than a rabbit farm

    8"	$10.15
    12"	$20.10
    16"	$31.25

• Salads

  COD: Choice of T. Marzetti’s dressings: Ranch, Light Italian, Honey French, Fat Free Ranch, Honey Dijon, Blue Cheese. We also have larger versions of all our salads that serve from 6-12. Ask an order taker phone/counter guy about them

  • Ollie's Salad

    Spinach, cranberries, glazed walnuts, red onion, mandarin oranges, gorgonzola cheese with a balsamic vinaigrette

    $4.95

  • Louie’s Salad

    Our Next Best! Spinach, Palm Hearts, real Parmesan cheese, croutons, almonds, and a great dressing that we’re not gonna tell you about. We will tell you that Louie is an employee’s dog

    $4.95

  • Vegetarian

    Lettuce, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, green peppers, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, broccoli. COD

    $4.95

  • Meats and Cheeses

    Lettuce, turkey, ham, Swiss, American, cheddar, artichoke heart, sprouts, tomato. COD

    $4.95

  • Dinner Salad

    Lettuce, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, red onion. COD

    $2.49

  • Extra Dressing Packets

    Yes, they’re a quarter. That’s what they cost us. It’s the good stuff

• Other Eats

  • Cheese Garlic Bread

    Made with real butter a great appetizer. Five slices of French bread with garlic butter and our provolone pizza cheese

    $5.49

  • Frozen Pizzas

    are available here and at grocers from St Louis to K.C. We can also ship our frozen pizzas anywhere in the lower 48; ask for details

• Libations

  Look up "libation." We dare you

  • Soft Drinks

    We offer a wide variety of sodas, in 20 oz bottles as well as from our fountain. We offer Pepsi AND Coke. Free refills (no, not forever, just per visit) when you purchase one of our Shakes Cups (keep the cup!)